-It was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting
-I'm so !@#$ embarassed.
-The trick to getting out gum.. is peanut butter!
There. Now that gum should lift right out. Hmmm..... maybe it needs a little Mayonnaise to get going. Okay, you go sit in
the sun and let it melt in.
-You like "Shake 'n' Bake." You used to put it in
-You know, the courts may not be working any more,
but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
-You should listen to your heart, and not the voices
in your head.
-Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything,
but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.
-Now if you'll excuse me I have some dust that needs
-Well, we've tried everything. Olive oil, lemon juice,
tartar sauce, chocolate syrup, gravy, baking fat, hammost and babba ganoosh.
-I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward... and then we'll
make him double it! Well why can't I be greedy once in a while?
-In a few years when you're old enough to drive,
then you can take the bus!
-If your fly weren't open you'ld look just like Roger
-Oh please, Lisa, everyone's already figured that
-May I remind you that two people are dead.... oh
wait, I just got it.
-It all happened about two years ago. There I was
having a great time in the backyard when without warning, I was abducted by aliens.
-Hollywood, here we come... Hollywood, here we are!
-I'm sorry honey I used the last role on that man
I thought was Judge Judy!
-Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer
and I had real chemistry onscreen.
-Homer kept saying he could do a more realistic family
show. Finally I said, "So do it. Either !@#$ or get off the pot."
-Fortunately, I had a network connection. The man
who cut my hair was also the president of FOX.
-We were using fifty dollar bills as toilet paper,
and toilet paper as dog toilet paper.
-I learned something. When people reach for their
diaphragm, they don't want to see my picture. -Oh, save it for your next book you little snitch!
-Why do you always wait till we arrive to complain?
-Well what about this. The Duff Book Of World Records.
It's got pictures of deformities!
-If you look up meany beany fo feeny in the dictionary,
you'd see his picture!
-But you're just perpetuating a negative Italian-American
stereotype. I mean, you could be a pizza man, organ grinder, a leaning tower maker, and uh.. did I say pizza man?
-I'm just happy you're excited about something besides
saving the whales. Face it, they're doomed!