Marge Simpson Quotes


-It was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too.

-I'm so !@#$ embarassed.

-The trick to getting out gum.. is peanut butter! There. Now that gum should lift right out. Hmmm..... maybe it needs a little Mayonnaise to get going. Okay, you go sit in the sun and let it melt in.

-You like "Shake 'n' Bake." You used to put it in your coffee.

-You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

-You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

-Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.

-Now if you'll excuse me I have some dust that needs busting.

-Well, we've tried everything. Olive oil, lemon juice, tartar sauce, chocolate syrup, gravy, baking fat, hammost and babba ganoosh.

-I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward... and then we'll make him double it! Well why can't I be greedy once in a while?

-In a few years when you're old enough to drive, then you can take the bus!

-If your fly weren't open you'ld look just like Roger Moore!

-Oh please, Lisa, everyone's already figured that out.

-May I remind you that two people are dead.... oh wait, I just got it.

-It all happened about two years ago. There I was having a great time in the backyard when without warning, I was abducted by aliens.
-Hollywood, here we come... Hollywood, here we are!

-I'm sorry honey I used the last role on that man I thought was Judge Judy!

-Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.

-Homer kept saying he could do a more realistic family show. Finally I said, "So do it. Either !@#$ or get off the pot."

-Fortunately, I had a network connection. The man who cut my hair was also the president of FOX.

-We were using fifty dollar bills as toilet paper, and toilet paper as dog toilet paper.

-I learned something. When people reach for their diaphragm, they don't want to see my picture. -Oh, save it for your next book you little snitch!

-Why do you always wait till we arrive to complain?

-Well what about this. The Duff Book Of World Records. It's got pictures of deformities!

-If you look up meany beany fo feeny in the dictionary, you'd see his picture! 

-But you're just perpetuating a negative Italian-American stereotype. I mean, you could be a pizza man, organ grinder, a leaning tower maker, and uh.. did I say pizza man?

-I'm just happy you're excited about something besides saving the whales. Face it, they're doomed!

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