-What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with
them, as is my understanding.
-Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
-Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
-Mum, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
-I begged him to stop but he said it was for the good of the nation!
-Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
-Milhouse, I'm not going to take dog doo that's been on the dirty ground and put it on my
-Well you should have thought of that before I glued all this stuff to my face!
-Hey Lis, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that
way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're miss perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me
-Hey dad, heard you swearing, mind if I join in? Crap! Boobs! Crap!
-This ghost town is gonna be great. Now with 30 percent more gunfights.
-Check it out, dad. I rented all your favorite gorilla movies! Gorilla Squadron, Gorilla
-A coupon book? What am I gonna do with this piece of junk... Happy Birthday Dad!
-I first knew the show was a hit when I walked into school and a kid was wearing a Bart Simpson
t-shirt. Fox had an endless supply of clever slogans, man.
-Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life! Your script sucks!
-We found a secret room that was filled to the ceiling with parachute pants. I'm wearing
-Fine, I'll do "Teen Wolf Three". I've got fair weather friends to feed.
-I want to visit a screen door factory!
-Yeah dad, you can be the world's laziest stunt organizer.
-Look at those looters, breaking things, setting fires. They're living my dream and you wont
let me join them.
-Cool, a lie detector! Lisa is a dork! Lisa is a dork! Lisa is a dork!
-Dude, take it easy on the fatty foods. You're running out of leg veins to transplant into
-Haha! He's an Aserose!