-Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
-I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God
is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mum and Dad put together.
-Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile
takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
-Oh, I can't wait! In just twenty minutes we'll be
in a three hour line to see the Orb of Isis!
-Ah! The ole number 22, clean reliable public transportation,
the chariot of the people, the ride of choice for the poor and very poor alike, sure some folks prefer...
-Stupid bus can't even go to the stupid place it's
supposed to stupid go!
-Of course! The transplant. Somehow Snakes hair must
-Wow, you've signed up quite a few people, dad...
Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky Voiced Teen...
-I'm proud of you, Dad! Buying an electric
car will help clean the air up and protect the earth supply an.. you're faking this to get the gift aren't you?
-Suddenly I was invited to every birthday party.
Sometimes I'd have to read the cake just to know who I was singing to.
-To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly
given anti-growth hormones.
-Shut up, all of you! Or I'll sue!
-But I have to save them! The books no one
buys get chopped up and fed to pigs!
-This is just a kick ball with Mars written on it.
-Then I'll be Queen Of The World! ... of spelling.
That's right Queen Of The World! ... of spelling.
-I suppose I could just skip college and marry Milhouse.
-We deserve a French teacher who actually speaks
-And then as School president I don't have to take
the hearing test!
-This is offensive to Christians and prunes.
-Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean
she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak till he was three! -I'm tired. I'm hungry.
-Red plastic sandals are not great running away shoes.
-I say we hit them where they live. With a candlelight