Lisa Simpson Quotes


-Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

-I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mum and Dad put together.

-Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

-Oh, I can't wait! In just twenty minutes we'll be in a three hour line to see the Orb of Isis!

-Ah! The ole number 22, clean reliable public transportation, the chariot of the people, the ride of choice for the poor and very poor alike, sure some folks prefer...

-Stupid bus can't even go to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go!

-Of course! The transplant. Somehow Snakes hair must be controlling...

-Wow, you've signed up quite a few people, dad... Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky Voiced Teen...

-I'm proud of you, Dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air up and protect the earth supply an.. you're faking this to get the gift aren't you?

-Suddenly I was invited to every birthday party. Sometimes I'd have to read the cake just to know who I was singing to.

-To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones.

-Shut up, all of you! Or I'll sue!

-But I have to save them! The books no one buys get chopped up and fed to pigs!

-This is just a kick ball with Mars written on it.

-Then I'll be Queen Of The World! ... of spelling. That's right Queen Of The World! ... of spelling.

-I suppose I could just skip college and marry Milhouse.

-We deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French!

-And then as School president I don't have to take the hearing test!

-This is offensive to Christians and prunes.

-Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak till he was three! -I'm tired. I'm hungry.
-Red plastic sandals are not great running away shoes.

-I say we hit them where they live. With a candlelight vigil.

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